rainbrolly:

What if you played a game where you put a bit of each element in each chocolate.

The last person alive wins.

reblogging because that.

shy-n-awkward:

fyeah-i-like-dat:

I just died.

I THOUGHT HE ATE HER

lilyfanciesprongs:

dardeile:

zombres:

chinesesleepchant:

jesseseisenberg:

#pattinson #stop it #one day i’ll actually have to say i like you #and someone will think it’s because of twilight #quick #do something good so i have a well-known excuse

#there is a whole army of secret rpattz fans who hate everything he does professionally but loves everything he says outside of his actual work

#i am one of them #he hates his life so much but he hates twilight more 

 #I just hate your career choices RPattz#but you #are #fucking #hilarious 

#look at your life rob #look at your choices

gravityeye:

NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA suck it.

wake-up-kid:

I tried to scroll by but that bunny has a pancake on its head.

sparkfur:

beerinabox:

If I ever need to describe “moirail” to anyone.

Oh, so this is what that Bruce/Tony one was based off of!

robinwiththehair:

ygrittesnow:

when we were babies my dad was a stay-at-home dad while my mom kicked ass in the courtroom but he would carry my twin brother and me around with one baby on the front and one on his back in backpacks

and women would come up and look at how cute i was and coo over me and be like “awww how cute wow”

and my dad would be like, “YOU KNOW WHAT’S CUTER THAN ONE BABY”

and then he’d spin around

and BAM

there was my brother

I love everything about this.